absolute-funniest-posts:

petewentzemolobster:

it’s all fun and games until the-absolute-funniest-posts reblogs it

excuse you

(via dallian)

jesusferris:

I’m so metal I’m on the periodic table of elements 

(via tayjardont)

woofuckingjiho:

when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”

(via potrockstomp)

laughing-nancy:

I wonder if hipster blogs make fun of us. 

(via tayjardont)

i bought £3.99 stick on union jack nails from new look today

am i tacky yet

carsonphillips:

When a fic is so good you have to take a break in order to roll around on your bed and flail your limbs everywhere

(via hobrechaun)

i want to read fic but i cant concentrate so now im sat here listening to dramatic music