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buzzfeed:

asgardreid:

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

Did the Tyrells bring Starbucks to King’s Landing?

Jaime Lannister shows up 15 minutes late with Starbucks and a gold hand.

1 hour ago — 61010 notes, via / source

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

1 hour ago — 14611 notes, via / source

ruthless-commander:

epic-vines:

Vine by: Cody Dean

fUCK
2 hours ago — 4564 notes, via / source

sassy-damon:

Breaking Bad Season 2 Gag Reel [x]

2 hours ago — 1443 notes, via / source

mcfc-bromance-chronicle:

What to visit in Brussels (and soon, Antwerp): Vinnie’s Good Kompany bar.

4 hours ago — 5 notes, via

naking:

mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD

7 hours ago — 144228 notes, via / source

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

7 hours ago — 47469 notes, via / source

driving-in-the-sampala:

penceyprepofficial:

when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

First

7 hours ago — 280217 notes, via / source

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

7 hours ago — 53231 notes, via

hoohah:

i didn’t think they’d actually use the quote but they did

7 hours ago — 38394 notes, via / source

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curious-wiccan:

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox

9 hours ago — 36604 notes, via / source

http://lostincomaa.tumblr.com/post/83094087630

bogleech:

hitlervevo:

my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”

and it has been 3 years since she said this and…

9 hours ago — 685566 notes, via / source

bedussey:

OMfg i was in starbucks and i saw this girl with pink hair and a shirt with an inverted cross on it and i hissed “hipster blogger” and she hissed back because she was actually a snake haha what’s a SNAKe doing in star bucks? i only have 60 followes

10 hours ago — 173798 notes, via / source